Thursday, October 28, 2004

Gods Almighty

here is a long simulated conversation i found on the net.... it was interesting... but i made my own ... ahem... contribution to it... and yes.. the last whole part was written by none other than.... Yours Truly..




An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new Christian students to stand and.....

Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From... God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

**

The Omen stands up....
Omen : if i had hit you once when you came close to me, 2 years ago.... would you mind standing beside me?
Student : No.. it was long ago
Omen :if i hit you every time you come close to me and repeated this 40 times.... will you come close to me?
Student : No
Omen : Do you believe in evolution?
(Student looks uncomfortable)
Student : ....... No
Omen : then why does your behaviour evolve? why does it change with respect to the situation? is God guiding your behaviour or are my fists guiding it?
(Student is silent... the class is silent again)
Omen : Yes....i HAVE observed evolution with my own eyes... when a normal rat is put in pitch black darkness for 2 years and then taken out.. it is effectively blind... when a person eats antibiotics, many bacteria in his intestines die and he suffers from upset stomach... the body grew used to (evolved to) accomodate the bacteria and to use it... the same bacteria in another animal can make it ill.. or even kill it...
(Professor nods approvingly)
Omen : Does Darkness exist?.. hmm?
Student : No it does not.. i just proved that... it is the absence of light.
Omen : What is Vacuum?
Student : (falters) Nothingness.......
Omen : how about 'the absence of matter'?......would you mind if i exposed you to total Vacuum... since you obviously dont believe in things which dont exist?
(Student is silent... the class grins)
Omen : does the fact that vacuum is Nothing.... change the fact that it has intense physical properties?
Student : (quietly) No...
Omen : Does the fact that darkness 'not exist' (as you claim)... mean that it does not affect the eyesight of the rat?
Student : No.....
Omen : The Absence of something which DOES exist, lends to it a presence of its own... which means that it may not be anything tangible.. but if the 'presence' of the 'existing object' decreases or goes away.... it WILL be detected... YOU will be able to feel/hear/see/taste/smell this in SOME way or another... and can you feel something that doesnt exist?
Student : No......
Omen : ... which means that any absence of a body/property can be classified as something which can be detected and thus gives it the right to nomenclature... (i.e.- you can name such a state of absence)....such as your bold exclamations of super-heat, white-heat, low-heat........ and NO-heat.... The argument is limited by the language we speak in.... and English has just created a word for no-heat.... or low-heat... on a relative scale... just like the scale YOU used... degrees fahrenheit... is completely relative... cold could correspond to 30°F on your scale... colder could correspont to 0°F on your scale... so on.... do you have any argument against that??
(Student is silent... the class waits..)
Omen : But does your god have either presence OR absence??? Can you feel/hear/see/taste/smell when he turns away? when he decreases or goes away? or can you feel/../../../.. his presence in any tangble way that specifies that it is god that your sense organs percieve?
Student (boldly) : i can see God when i see spring... i smell him in the flowers... i hear him in the birds songs... i taste him in the fresh-water spring... i feel him when i touch the damp soil... and in the cold harsh winters... i can feel the absence of all those things... now tell me does God exist?
Omen (smiling simply) : Art thou a Pagan?
Student (aghast) : What!!? I am a Christian!!!
Omen (still smiling) : do you know that nature worship is a Pagan trait? an early form of the worship of Science in all its aspects... the chemicals that stimulate your sense organs of smell and taste... the subtle physics of waves - for sound and light... and the presence of Matter to touch.... it has nothing to do with Faith whatsoever... it is instead, the quest to reveal the workings of the most complex biomachineries that we can find... our own ecosystem... and our universe... not by pointing to beings that do not exist or have any effect whatsoever... but to physics, chemistry, mathematics and biology working together.
(the class breaks into applause)
Omen : God, my friend, is Your creation.... not the other way around.... you create him the way a lonely child makes up imaginary playmates.... and Your God is totally different from someone else's god... they are tailored to your own needs... and the reason God doesnt exist Even if EVERY man has Faith... is because your god can never be the same as someone else's god... and is true to you and you alone...
Professor : Faith is a matter of how seriously you take your 'imaginary friend'... when people start having visions of "god" talking to them in their dreams... i would say they are bordering schizophrenia where they cannot distingush the border between their 'imaginary' and 'real' worlds.
(Student walks out of class)
Professor : and so with Omen's help... we have established that Faith IS a problem for science.... as we could see from the young man there who doesnt really like the idea of worshipping nature and the physical world... but an imaginary "God" instead. Thank you my class... see you tomorrow at noon!



ah.. i should write literary flame-wars.... but then the church would burn all my books anyway....

"Religion is an archaic form of government and will always be a tool to control and govern....
and as in most governments... corruption is as common as bacteria.........
and it should be assumed as part of the deal" ~ discourses of the Hellspawn

Monday, October 25, 2004

Frapan

This post was for the GYLC pack.... for people who dont now about Frapan... well.. at the GYLC.. the groups representing Japan (my group) and France were on the same bus for all 12 days... so we coined the collective group Frapan.. and we began to wreak political havoc across the globe constantly, quietly manipulating alliances, surreptitiously striking weak points with coordinated attacks..... and certain "well placed" contacts.
ok.. not really.... but it was neat anyway.... n we were like a big family
Peace 2 all ma Frapanese brothers n sisters.

~Hellspawn (aka GoD.. to all ma Frappuccinos)


Frapan Flag.....

All hail the great nation of Frapan!

Frapan Facts:

special dish.... "Crèpes de la Sushi"... ah mouth watering
special drink..... Frappuccinos.... now the world will be in our control..
the official language is... Frapanese... the script uses the latin alphabet.
"how are you?" translates to "Bèiyu güt?" and is written as shown here.
the traditional female dress is a conservative Kimono with a flare bottom and slits upto mid-thigh
the traditional male dress is a frill lace shirt with tights and a Katana and Wakizashi at the waist.
*illustration for dress will be provided at a later date
the national symbol: the tokyo tower... http://www.interlog.com/~wwhite/gifs/imgxja01.jpg
the army is called the Frapench GIGN... expert swordsmen ninjas with masks http://www.counter-strike.net/images/weapons/gign.jpg
current population is 42 people... and not expected to grow for another 6-10 years until one of us has kiddies
Gained freedom on: 12th August, 2004..... it was declared a day of mourning
location: originally the United Movable State of Cornbread... internationally known as UMS Bus No. 7
presently located in small annexed regions spread across the globe... "MAY THE REIGN OF FRAPAN SPREAD FAR AND WIDE!"
National Animal: yet to be adopted.. but my sources indicate that 'the Jeremy' would be apropriate ;) (rock on Jeremy.. im jus playin)
National Transport: poodle-drawn tongas.... and dragon powered jets

the list is correct but not comprehensive... more facts will be added later.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

The Pen or the Sword?

Today..... we shall discuss an age old debate... the one between the pen and the sword..... the one where one man asks another.. "is it truly effective to sever your enemy's head with a single clean swipe of a vicious-looking Katana? isnt it better if you send him multiple copies of complicated lawsits until he drives himself mad... and then add to his misery by smiling at him through a soundproof double layered plexiglass window of a mental asylum and write pitying poetry and articles about him with the very same MontBlanc?"
the second man tells the first, "no, no... everything cannot be solved by torture... there should be no pain... torture is cruel.. do you have no feelings? no sympathy? i am a benevolent soul... i am kind and loving... the Katana will be my weapon of choice... see? i am considerate... and you? hah.... you must be possessed by the devil to speak of such things.... i believe in humane killing... our society is great... even mindless animals are killed with compassion... see.. we care about their feelings too... we kill them and eat them.. but we do it nicely.... tell me... how would you like it if your family was chomped up and eaten raw by dinosaurs.... wouldnt you prefer that they were properly killed and then cooked and eaten? i would!"

ah... its an enchanting topic.
i could listen to this particular discussion for hours... but such bickering is useless poilitiks.
i use both with equal fervour...
the Pen.... ah..beautiful black ink... smearing the pure paper with its grotesque beauty, soaking it in our thoughts as they are transmitted through the twisted hand and the sleek pen, down the knife blade of the nib slicing through the air slashing down, defacing the white sheet.... which is more beautiful?... the paper white or scarred?
i'v produced my own soaked rags of paper.... exquisite.... i think they are called.. "art"... but i never know if the people crowding around, talk of the paper, the pen, the hand, or the thought itself. maybe the ink has something to do with it.... i cannot fathom how.
and Swords.... the clean slice of a Japanese Katana, the hammer blow of a European Great-Sword, the vicious swipe of the Indian Talwar, the hurtling gashes of Gothic Axes, the terrible malice of a double edged German Landsknecht Flamberge...... and not to forget our pretty light saber wielded by the fearsome darth-dudes
For some strange reason.. still unknown to me... they supposedly depict violence... but all i can see is the immense beauty of smooth lines intersecting planes, perfect geometry and metallurgy combined.... the epitome of perfektion that can be reached with human hands. how sharp can you make it?

here are some of my stained sheets and swords wounds combined...

[Now playing: Personal Jesus - Marilyn Manson]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/295/1952/1024/Picture%20121.1.jpg
"The Conscription"- battle-ready 'army of the night'... androgynous (probably female) leader....


http://photos1.blogger.com/img/295/1952/1024/5.jpg
"The Angel with Scabbed Wings"- wings in the background... wind present... yin and yang... good and evil in balance...


http://photos1.blogger.com/img/295/1952/1024/8.jpg
"The Reincarnation: Rising from the Ashes"- rain, poor visibility, graveyard, wings in background... the sketch portrayed anger arising through the sorrow... will to live.


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"The Reincarnation: Rising from the Ashes"- again... no flash... the wings can be seen better


http://photos1.blogger.com/img/295/1952/1024/6.jpg
"The Dragon"- experimenting with harsh lighting.. darkness around, cliff, dragon lit up by flames.... (doodles around it- ignore)


http://photos1.blogger.com/img/295/1952/1024/9.jpg
"The Death-Trap"- heavily tattooed man... two hydraulic walls of spikes (cant really see the hydraulics here)... defiant but trapped... the writing on top says why we mustn't give up.. courtesy- Dune.


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"The Death-Trap"- computer edit.... lighting is vertical+front(of the man).... havnt finished editing walls and floor... maybe i should leave it like this

Monday, October 11, 2004

In the event that you have no idea what he just said

(Chances are you d0)

... it's his birthday.

SELLebrations

It is, my readers, time to raise your hands, bow your heads, sink to you knees and PRAY.... for that is the easiest way for me to Kontrol you... ah.. it matters not what you Prey on, or Pray for... if you will, prey on the wish that i shall prey on someone other than you... the common multitude..... ah.. for thou who art the sheep art not the wolf.. for the wolf shalt use thee for his arts..... The wolf that was born on this day is me... and the sellebrations have begun... you have my permission to wish me...
the 11th of October arriveth.

good night

Friday, October 08, 2004

Ekonomics

i had posted an interesting komment on poor Sam's blog.... yes.. i enjoy eating his webspace as much as i like eating his oreos... he had commited the folly of posting a complaint comparing two Java IDE thingys (god knows wht they are.. hopefully he will tell us in the komments section here) apparently made by different people... so i decided to dedicate today's rant to economics

here goes:

Hellspawn~ The Ωmen said...
Maybe in a Kommunist regime we would have only one java IDE .. which would be constantly improved upon... so we wouldnt have anything to rant agiainst.. but because of lack of economic incentive, the developments would be slow and efficiency would fall. thus the cost of produktion would rise until it reached a point where upon performing a CBA, people would find it more effective to stop production. there are long queues waitin for a copy of the product where most of the people dont know what they are queuing for...and the black market is more than happy to kontribute a helping hand to raise supply...but this would result in lost jobs, so the govt. will take out a five year plan and tell the producers to meet a quota "or else"......

but in Kapitalism, we shall have 30000000000 firms making the same thing and each putting a different scheme on what is basically the same product while they slowly release updates to korrupted versions and ah.. the beauty of inkompatibility makes a grand appearance here because your java applet doesnt like your radio system and so you have to get the "NEW AND IMPROVED" java IDE.. and did i say 'get'? oh pardon me! BUY the new java IDE. but then the next firm which produces baby diapers decides its time to merge with another firm and now your firm produces java IDEs which only work in baby diapers so your whole system is out of date and all this while the government mercilessly taxes you "or else"......

ah

economics for dummies 101.

PS... 1) CBA = Cost Benefit Analysis
2) and i have NO idea what a Java IDE is =P...

but i like to try and apply my knowledge =D
hav fun w/ those java-thingys Sam!

**************

i also realised that spelling 'queues' is one of the most captivatingly difficult things i have ever done! well... thats wat happens when you dont have to study English in university for too long =)

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

THE FOUNTAINHEAD - Ayn Rand

Ayn Rand rocks... she writes with the preciscion of a scorpion's sting.... and it hurts just as much.. How the purest form of honesty can make the most simple of men, innately frightening to society. If you HAVE read it and STILL persist in running around telling little chideren to be afraid of the 'atheist dogs who will eat them up' and shouting hysterical warnings about 'hell-flames' to those of us who find flames nothing more than a source of warmth (and sometimes a bit of pyro-amusement)... well... i say unto thee.. "be thou damned" if such a thing be possible....
but i'd prefer to first confine you in a pitch black cell forever, and then give you, YOUR supposed "water of eternal life"... that would be funny. =).... just a thought.
maybe in all those millenia you spend in your cell... you might spend the first twenty years cursing me... the next hundered praying.... and then (maybe after a millenium)..REASON might just erode the thick layer around your skull and Penetrate!!.... ah... there is no enlightenment better than a good line of logical, honest reasoning.
after all...
"Why do you rely on someone else's enlightenment... when you can get your own?" - arguments of the Hellspawn

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Starship Enterprise

"so the great starship enterprise launches into space into another mission to another world... the world of dreams"... and pigs with manners... cows with wings... good Amerikan presidents.. and happy poppy death metal with a hint of ganja for garnishing.... ah... exquisite... we are in utopia.. but only god kows who's utopia we are in. i might add.. that the significance of the fact that.. the word utopia comes from the derivative of "opiate" which leads to much mind-numbing ecstacy... ie: a purely idealistic state-of-mind(lessness) in which the bumbling idiot confesses that he is in perfect harmony with nature and its forces... in which case you shall henceforth realise that any such man who is thus happy with the state of affairs in an uber-messed-up world... is a total, all-out, hardcore, unsurpassable.... druggie.
Starship Enterprise represents our collective dream to proceed towards utopia and henceforth... to a world... where the spirit of the earth shall be "re-christened".. from Gaia... to Ganja... yes.. it will be the ultimate peace... literally.. the 'drug against war'.. so we aspire to this.. is it?
but fellow humans... we are after-all different from each other... or are you another idealist stoner who proclaims that all humans are equal? and that your judge in court is as equal to any other criminal and still holds the power to kill him if necessary... physically or spiritually...whatever. ah... we are each individual.. but most of you are in-DUH-viduals... for thou who preferrd to conform shalt be implicitly IDENTICAL to another.... for all that seperates both of you.. in the 'eyes' of a blind man, is your personality which here, seperates you not.
i shall ne'er be replicated in the entire course of history as it is written down from the past to the future... for i exist here in the present... and as i die... so does an irreplaceable cog in the world... for that little cog was unique....
ah...
"immortality through death can only be achieved.... if you cannot be replaced"- sayings of the Hellspawn



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