Powerful Resources
Pres. G W Bush is a resourceful man.... i hate to admit it but its the only thing i appreciate about him.... he uses all the resources available to him.... force is countered with brute force... hate is met with burning hate... and stupidity is persuaded by blithering stupidity. As we could see in the vote.... 50% of Amerikans are still stupid... and therefore Dubbya had a field day showing his perfect monkey-grin and waving like a fly-swatter at the kamera... im surprised he dint use his... 'Im-gona-cross-my-eyes-and-smile-like-a-moron-when-the-cam-turns-to-me' tactic... to gain the ever growing support and loyalty of his fans.... they shout in the streets "Kerry doesnt have the GUTS to do a cross-eyed smile in front of the camera! WHO would want a pres like Kerry? BUSH CHENEY!!!!!!" ..... or maybe Kerry just has a wee bit more dignity than Dubbya... maybe he wasnt brought up on a farm and just maybe hes a teesny bit more educated than the great Ape.... after all... Dubbya's SAT score is still an unbeaten record of 1100 =P... well.. thats comforting to all the ppl who got low SAT scores anyway.. you can all dream of being president now.... oh.. but you WOULD have to be brought up in a pigsty or a barn or something.... apparently people havent moved on since Lincoln was born in the log cabin.... hmm... some expectations never change....
there was a pleasent incident yesterday... involving ketchup.... and the TV screen..... yes.. Dubya was somehow involved.... maybe hes gona call an airstrike against us now.... oooooooooh... im shivering.
there was another Very pleasant incident 2 days ago.... a few guys in the bus politely asked my neighbor if she was another one of those "misinformed and uneducated Kerry suporters".... well... it said so in BIG BOLD letters on her purse didnt it?... hmm... well.. i assume she was misinformed and uneducated... after all... ANYONE who cant read simple stickers is definitely smart and educated.... i mean.... when you hear that the great cool cowboy Dubbya has got the US into a 500 BILLION DOLLAR DEFICIT!!!! WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULDNT VOTE FOR HIM????!!!!???!!!!! oh... a deficit is a good thing isnt it???? must be.. only good things happen when you win big wars and drop big bombs.... yeah.. im convinced about that.... i guess the SUV craze in Amerika is dying out.. now they dont mind paying $50 per barrel of oil anymore.... even when their Suburbans lurch out of their driveways and drink petrol like it was Coke.... bah
oh! oh! i saw this amazing Ad.... it said.. "Bo supports president Bush... you should too!"...... that was IT.... on a large glossy slip of colored paper.... MANY large glossy strips of paper.... those 7 words ONLY...... "Bo".... will SOMEONE...... PLEEEEEASE tell me WHO the HELL is this guy... Bo... BO.... WHAT??!!?? i mean... does BO decide for everyone else?.... that was the most rediculously successful Ad campaign if it ever worked..... IF.... i mean.... thin s exacly the kind of stupid crap you would expect Bush to pull out...
disgusting
Shoot the Ape
"never underestimate the power of mass stupidity"~ sayings of the Hellspawn
[Now Playing: "Long Hard Road out of Hell" - Marilyn Manson]
there was a pleasent incident yesterday... involving ketchup.... and the TV screen..... yes.. Dubya was somehow involved.... maybe hes gona call an airstrike against us now.... oooooooooh... im shivering.
there was another Very pleasant incident 2 days ago.... a few guys in the bus politely asked my neighbor if she was another one of those "misinformed and uneducated Kerry suporters".... well... it said so in BIG BOLD letters on her purse didnt it?... hmm... well.. i assume she was misinformed and uneducated... after all... ANYONE who cant read simple stickers is definitely smart and educated.... i mean.... when you hear that the great cool cowboy Dubbya has got the US into a 500 BILLION DOLLAR DEFICIT!!!! WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULDNT VOTE FOR HIM????!!!!???!!!!! oh... a deficit is a good thing isnt it???? must be.. only good things happen when you win big wars and drop big bombs.... yeah.. im convinced about that.... i guess the SUV craze in Amerika is dying out.. now they dont mind paying $50 per barrel of oil anymore.... even when their Suburbans lurch out of their driveways and drink petrol like it was Coke.... bah
oh! oh! i saw this amazing Ad.... it said.. "Bo supports president Bush... you should too!"...... that was IT.... on a large glossy slip of colored paper.... MANY large glossy strips of paper.... those 7 words ONLY...... "Bo".... will SOMEONE...... PLEEEEEASE tell me WHO the HELL is this guy... Bo... BO.... WHAT??!!?? i mean... does BO decide for everyone else?.... that was the most rediculously successful Ad campaign if it ever worked..... IF.... i mean.... thin s exacly the kind of stupid crap you would expect Bush to pull out...
disgusting
Shoot the Ape
"never underestimate the power of mass stupidity"~ sayings of the Hellspawn
[Now Playing: "Long Hard Road out of Hell" - Marilyn Manson]
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